I just wanna say that I’m super proud of my ever logical and even-keeled arguments, even when in real life I’m pretty goddamn emotional.
I had to explain to my dad what reaction gifs were because he thought Ryan Reynolds was actually commenting on Tumblr posts.
So I guess my dad and his girlfriend gave her nine-year-old daughter my old iPhone without deleting my apps, because I got out of class today to find these posted all over my blog.
so my mother was garage sale-ing (shocker)
and she found a large framed picture of these two pugs at this estate sale.
she bought it, of course
but she had no idea how to market it on ebay,
so i told her to market it for hipsters
anyway if any of you are looking for a gold framed photo of pugs to decorate your apartment hmu~
I wish Hodor would have his own chapter.
Rotten Cocksuckers’ Ball— The Clovers (1954)
For those of you considering one or the other, consult this handy chart.
I should put this under read more but I’m on my phone so.
Have you ever used your nipple to like control your phone? So like, texting with your nipple.
It’s actually pretty fun you should try it.
- Me: Come on, I mean, we have a freaking Edward Cullen cardboard cut out!
- Ray: Ugh, I know, he's in our bathroom, he stares at me while I poop!
- Chance: You still haven't moved him?!
- Ray: No, he moves me.