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I just wanna say that I’m super proud of my ever logical and even-keeled arguments, even when in real life I’m pretty goddamn emotional.


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I had to explain to my dad what reaction gifs were because he thought Ryan Reynolds was actually commenting on Tumblr posts.


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So I guess my dad and his girlfriend gave her nine-year-old daughter my old iPhone without deleting my apps, because I got out of class today to find these posted all over my blog.


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corgiaddict:

bunnyfood:

(via Imgur)

yes

corgiaddict:

bunnyfood:

(via Imgur)

yes


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❝*A wild negro appears! and he taps on your shoulder*❞

-The exact message someone just sent me on OKCupid (via acaliforniapoppy)

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179 plays


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so my mother was garage sale-ing (shocker)

and she found a large framed picture of these two pugs at this estate sale.

she bought it, of course

but she had no idea how to market it on ebay,

so i told her to market it for hipsters

anyway if any of you are looking for a gold framed photo of pugs to decorate your apartment hmu~


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I wish Hodor would have his own chapter.


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Rotten Cocksuckers’ Ball— The Clovers (1954)


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What ever happened to Lindsay Lohan’s twin? How come no one ever talks about her?
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jtotheizzoe:

Marriage vs. The Ph.D.
For those of you considering one or the other, consult this handy chart. 
(↬ PHD Comics)

jtotheizzoe:

Marriage vs. The Ph.D.

For those of you considering one or the other, consult this handy chart. 


( PHD Comics)


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I should put this under read more but I’m on my phone so.

Have you ever used your nipple to like control your phone? So like, texting with your nipple.

It’s actually pretty fun you should try it.


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Looks like a scooter to me.

Looks like a scooter to me.


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  • Me: Come on, I mean, we have a freaking Edward Cullen cardboard cut out!
  • Ray: Ugh, I know, he's in our bathroom, he stares at me while I poop!
  • Chance: You still haven't moved him?!
  • Ray: No, he moves me.